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Devotionals    H3'ed 12/24/24

Heresy Holidays - A Christmas Satire

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Twas the Night before Christmas and all through the house

Not a single Democratic voter was stirring, not even a mouse

The stockings were hung by the book burning bonfire with care

In the hopes that the ICE agents soon would be there

The children were hiding all under their beds

While visions of being taken from their parents, danced in their heads

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

We started to wonder of our rights would even matter

Away to the window we snuck out in a flash

As the front door kicked in with such a crash

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

Those same NAR hucksters that have been chasing us all year

We got out of there so lively and quick

Knowing full well their theology was sick

To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!

Now run away! Run away all!

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