April 14, 2012
By Anthony Wade
Just some light hearted fun...
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Top Ten Signs Your Church Might be Unhealthy
10) This year's missions trip is to Cancun
9) Claiming to use the Acts Church as their model, leadership demands you tithe everything you own or be struck dead like Ananias and Sapphira
8) Two words - Acrobat Ministry
7) The name Jesus is only heard in the Spanish Ministry services
6) The praise and worship set has an accompanying laser show
5) Santa Claus is listed as a supported missionary - hey he goes to EVERY country!
4) The Pastoral Staff get dressed up for Halloween
3) Lightning striking through the stained glass and destroying the pulpit is dismissed as a random act of mother nature but being unable to refinance the mortgage is deemed a Satanic attack
2) Offerings taken during home going services
and the number one sign your church might be unhealthy...
1) All night prayer services held every three months that last until 9:30...
Authors Bio:Credentialed Minister of the Gospel for the Assemblies of God. Owner and founder of 828 ministries. Vice President for Goodwill Industries. Always remember that in all things God works for the good of those who love Him and are called according to His purpose.