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May 16, 2024
False Prophetess Amanda Grace Teaches the NAR Word of the Month - Apophenia
By Anthony Wade
Examining the absurdity that is passed off as prophecy today...
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The video featured on Charisma News today splashed the bold click bait title of "cracking the prophetic code!" The subtitle screamed, "Stormy Daniels name, Trump's wound, and horse breaking loose!" Well, paint me interested! I kid of course because there is no secret prophetic code that needs to be cracked. God is not some obscure puzzle maker, just waiting for Amanda Carbone, I mean Amanda Wagner, I mean Amanda Grace to figure out. Yes, this fake prophecy is courtesy of Amanda, I changed my name three times, Grace. After all, what says grace more than religious pseudonyms? Just call me Anthony Discernment moving forward. Seriously, this is what passes for prophecy today. In the bible, prophecy was a hallowed tradition where God would speak directly to someone to bring tidings of great woe and warning to the people of God. Today it is largely clairvoyance with psychic parlor tricks. So, Amanda Grace thinks she has cracked some code involving three completely unconnected events, which reveals God is saying something to His people. Not sure why He would hide something He wants to say so elaborately, but I am willing to tag along for the ride. Let us reason together once more beloved.
"Is there a fascinating prophetic connection between Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels and the Kentucky Derby?" - Charisma News
I know the answer to that one! No. There is no connection between these three things. Wait, let me check with the Lord. Yep, He says no. He does not however rule out the chance that Jimmy Carter, Jeff Daniels and the Indy 500 are pointing to the end of the world. Or maybe it is Sarah Palin, Linda Lovelace and the Preakness. I will have to get back to you on that. Look, this is beyond absurd. The notion that God is somehow hiding what He wants His people to know between three completely unrelated events is quite frankly stupid. Amanda is relying on the wow factor that motivates so many in the apostate church. It is why so many in these last days are so deceived.
'In a shocking prophetic word, Amanda Grace discussed how an unlikely connection between the Trump trial, Stormy Daniels' testimony and the winning horse of the Kentucky Derby are all woven together. Grace says there is spiritual significance lurking behind the meaning of Daniels' name. "Stormy is of British origin. It means storm or tempest," Grace says. "Daniels [means] God is my judge. So, her name really means if we put it together, a tempest or witch priestess whom God will judge."' - Charisma News
Except Stormy Daniels is a fictious name. Her real name is Stephanie Clifford but that is not as easy to manipulate. I might add, the stage name of Stormy Daniels was created because she was an actress in pornographic movies. Then from the "duh" files, stormy means storm? The heck you say! Let me explain to the prophetess how English works. The addition of the letter "Y" on the end of a word converts it from a noun to an adjective. So of course, stormy means storm. On the more subtle side, the fake surname is Daniels, not the same as the first name Daniel. That aside, Stephanie changes her name to Stormy because it is more alluring as a porn actress and somehow that gets changed to tempest and now tempest equals witch priestess? Are you clinically insane? So, now Stephanie Clifford is really a witch priestess who God will judge? Even if somehow, this was true, why would God hide all of this? Why all the subterfuge?
"What is worth noting, according to Grace, is that Daniels has put herself in the judgment seat by testifying against Trump. Further, the timing of the winning horse from the Kentucky Derby links back to Daniels' name. "A horse by the name of Mystik Dan wins this race," Grace says.
Grace relates the mystic element of 'Stormy' as a tempest back to the name of 'Mystik' and Daniels with Dan as the tribe of Dan was judged by God for idolatry. She also points out that Daniels is into the use of tarot cards." - Charisma News
Really. Stormy Daniels has put herself in the judgment seat of God for egregious sin of testifying truthfully about Donald Trump. Let us not be delicate here. When Daniels was 27 and Trump was a 60-year-old man, he had his security arrange for Daniels to come up to his hotel room under the guise of dinner, which never happened. Instead, he answered the door in silk pajamas, but tried switching into boxers and a tee shirt while she was using the bathroom. He then said to her that sex with him, was her only way out of the trailer park. Now, Daniels was a grown woman then so she is responsible for her own decisions but the notion that God would now judge someone for daring to testify against the least moral man to ever run for president is laughable.
As if this was not moronic enough, Amanda now brings in an unrelated occurrence, the name of the winning horse in the Kentucky Derby. Then she somehow correlates the word mystik, spelled wrong I might add, to Stormy even though there is no actual correlation. The word Stormy is not mystical. That does not help her narrative however, so she continues with her ruse. So, now Stephanie Clifford is being judged by God for daring to testify against Donald Trump and for idolatry, which is highlighted by her involvement with Tarot? Seriously? Is Amanda Grace under the delusion that Stormy Daniels is saved? Just stand back and look at the scope of the absurdity that this false prophetess is spewing. The all powerful, almighty creator of the entire universe is somehow playing hide and seek games between three events that no normal person would ever try to connect. This is just numerology for words. Numerology looks at random numbers and reads thing into the numbers that are not there. That is all Amanda Grace is doing. There is an actual term in the English language that properly defines what Amanda is up to. It is called Apophenia and that means to try and perceive meaningful connections between unrelated things. That practice is bad enough but to do so by pretending God is behind it is just reprehensible.
'So, how does all this connect back to a former president? Grace says a dream she had back at the end of October about Trump having a bruised leg has come full circle to this situation. She believes it is a symbol of the Lord allowing things to be exposed for God to fulfill His ultimate, greater plans. "The pants over the wound on the leg represents a coverup, trying to coverup a wound, trying to keep it from coming out, trying to keep those from seeing the ugliness of it all," Grace says. "This is a Jacob moment. Jacob wrestling with the Lord and the angel of the Lord."
"Trump is being humbled," she added. "The Lord wants to help him, and his mouth to a degree is actually working against him for what the Lord is trying to accomplish. So, the Lord has allowed his mouth to be bridled right now."' - Charisma News
This is just hysterically bad. It is not really three events but two and Amanda is just filling in the blanks by pretending she had a dream about Trump. It is a NAR dream obviously, as is this entire bovine excrement prophetic code cracking. In what world does Amanda Grace think that Donald Trump is being humbled right now? In what world does she think his mouth is being bridled? Every single day he is spouting off lies and threats against the judge and his family. He even has instructed his sycophants to fly up to New York every day to likewise complain. He has been cited ten times for violating the strict gag order about being critical about the jurors or witnesses. This is not a Jacob moment. Just stop abusing the holy word of God. Has anyone else noticed that this was presented as three things being connected prophetically but they actually were never even connected by Amanda! What does her fake dream have to do with the winner of the Kentucky Derby? What does the etiology of the fake name of a porn star have to do with covering up a wound on Donald Trump's leg?
The answer is nothing. This is just a liar pretending that God is supporting the dreams of the NAR. This brings reproach upon the name of Christ and the cause of the gospel. Such silliness is not lost on the world. Do not be deceived. If you want to hear from God, read your bible. If you want a prophetic word, read you bible. God is not clandestinely showing someone as blatantly fake as Amanda Grace hidden links between King Charles, Debbie Does Dallas and the 1927 World Series. Wait a minute, I am receiving a Apophenic download from the Lord. He is pointing me to Marky Mark from The Funky Bunch, the old schoolhouse rock song Conjunction Junction and a dream I had recently when I saw Amanda Grace in Dodge City, Kansas, tending to a wound on Donald Trump's leg. Following the infinite wisdom of Amanda Grace, the word marky means mark. Conjunction Junction taught lessons about properly using conjunctions in the English language, such as the word "and." It is interesting and mystical that I saw Amanda in Dodge City considering dodge is a synonym for "avoid." So, it appears quite clear that when it comes to Amanda Grace, God is saying "mark and avoid."
See how easy that is?
Reverend Anthony Wade - May 16, 2024