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Devotionals    H3'ed 8/29/24

Tales from the Stupidnatural - Werewolves, Shapeshifters and Witches - Oh My!

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So Jesus again said to them, "Truly, truly, I say to you, I am the door of the sheep. All who came before me are thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not listen to them. I am the door. If anyone enters by me, he will be saved and will go in and out and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy. I came that they may have life and have it abundantly. I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. He who is a hired hand and not a shepherd, who does not own the sheep, sees the wolf coming and leaves the sheep and flees, and the wolf snatches them and scatters them. He flees because he is a hired hand and cares nothing for the sheep. I am the good shepherd. I know my own and my own know me, - John 10:7-14 (ESV)

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Charisma News took the evening off of their usual slop of political NAR dominionism to get back to their loopy false signs and lying wonders roots. I welcome the change really because at least reporting on these stories makes me chuckle. First of all, Alexander (Fake Demon Slayer") Pagani managed to have an inane article posted about whether a witch can astral project into a Christian's house. I know, this question kept me up many a night too. Buried in the end of the article, Charisma admits that Pagani actually does not even have the answer to his made-up question. It seems the whole point was for him to sound like a tough guy and challenge any witch to try to astral project into his house! Uhm, why would they Alex? You guys are on the same team! If you thought that was the loopiest story of the night, you would be wrong because Katie Souza said, "Alex, hold my beer." The above link is apparently designed to prop up the ludicrous Souza and sensationalize the notion that she has personally seen shapeshifting Nephilim hybrids. I kid you not. So, cover up with the slip and slide beloved, it may get a little messy in here (a no-prize if you can guess that reference)!

"Yes, there really are dark forces that have come to steal, kill and destroy all that God purposed and planned for His creation. In a video highlighting the hidden forces behind hybrids and shapeshifters, Katie Souza recalled some of her own experiences of encountering hybrids and shapeshifters. "I've had a lot of encounters," Souza says, "I had an encounter with a hybrid"it was a direct connection to my family being involved. They didn't create the hybrid, but they were stolen from to create the hybrid [and] I saw the hybrid." A Nephilim hybrid, as L.A. Marzulli previously pointed out, is the combination of a human and a fallen angel. Unlike humans, hybrids are without a soul." - Charisma News

I always love when stupid false teachers START, by butchering scripture. The reference to dark forces such as Nephilim hybrids come to steal, kill and destroy is biblically moronic. Read the key verses beloved. This set of verses is Jesus comparing Himself to FALSE teachers, such as Katie Souza. Those that are not Christ come to steal, kill, and destroy. By the way, I am not even seriously suggesting that someone as demonic as Katie Souza has not had a lot of encounters. When one traffics in peddling fake demonic activity, it would not be surprising if they are dancing with real ones. Because Katie's livelihood requires the ignorance of people to the stupidnatural, she needs her nonsense to be propped up and Charisma is always willing to help.

'Souza says she has also dealt with shapeshifters as well. While many believe these entities only exist in films, Souza says that is far from the truth. "This werewolf was on assignment to take out a bride of Christ that had been rescued," says Souza. "They were grooming her to be the bride of Satan that had been rescued from the cult, and so the werewolf came as a punisher because a werewolf is an assassin. And I got in the way, and so I was almost targeted by that same werewolf."' - Charisma News

I never thought I would hear something stupider than Jennifer LeClaire's sneaky squid scampi, I mean spirit, but Souza's assertion that a werewolf had targeted her is the new queen of stupid. Beloved, I kid but seriously. There is a gospel that is supposed to be preached that can set captives free and give eternal life. There are no werewolves on assignment. I cannot even believe I have to write that. There are no shapeshifters trying to take out Katie Souza any more than there are witches trying to astral project into the home of Alexander Pagani. That is because even if there were werewolves and witches, oh my! They would be on the same side as Pagani and Souza.

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