10) This year's missions trip is to Cancun
9)
Claiming to use the Acts Church as their model, leadership demands you
tithe everything you own or be struck dead like Ananias and Sapphira
8) Two words - Acrobat Ministry
7) The name Jesus is only heard in the Spanish Ministry
services
6) The praise and worship set has an accompanying laser show
5) Santa Claus is listed as a supported missionary - hey he goes to EVERY
country!
4) The Pastoral Staff get dressed up for Halloween
3)
Lightning striking through the stained glass and destroying the pulpit
is dismissed as a random act of mother nature but being unable to
refinance the mortgage is deemed a Satanic attack
2) Offerings taken during home going services
and the number one sign your church might be unhealthy...
1) All night prayer services held every three months that last until 9:30...
